Rutabaga Rabbitowitz (voiced by Ben Schwartz) is an agent at Vigor whose office is directly below Princess Carolyn. When he claims to be going through a divorce, he and Princess Carolyn strike up a romantic relationship.
During "The Shot", Rutabaga suggests that he and Princess Carolyn leave Vigor and start their own agency. She agrees and the two make arrangements to start a new business, with all the paperwork under Princess Carolyn's name. They engage in a romantic relationship that lasts three months.
Rutabaga is shown to be an energetic but sarcastic and angry man, near-constantly being in what seems to be a good mood while constantly taking shots at his wife and harboring a hatred for his coworkers. He outwardly expresses his hatred for his coworkers in Out to Sea, where he curses them out despite Charley Witherspoon announcing that his father, Mr. Witherspoon, had a stroke.
In spite of his friendly attitude towards Princess Carolyn he is just as vicious an agent as any other at Vigor, stealing roles out from under her for his own clients.
He is a gossip.
- Katie (Wife)
- Princess Carolyn: Ex-Girlfriend
- "Smiling poop emoji, I love everything about that!"
- ”Okay. Carolyn, you are the star of a movie. This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken. Where the world tests you, and people treat you like shit. But it has to happen this way. Otherwise, the end of the movie, when you get everything you want, won’t feel as rewarding. There are assholes out there, but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movie’s not about them. It’s never been about them. All this time, the movie’s been about you.”
Rutabaga is left handed, as he's seen writing with his left hand in his first appearance. He is never shown writing with his right hand.