Yeah, hold on, America, Randy's gotta figure out how to do his job.

Because if I don't have a graphic, Randy, people who are just tuning in Why am I explaining this to you? This is basic journalistic-I swear to God! We'll be right back!

Tom Jumbo-Grumbo, Chickens



Randy is the copywriter who works the teleprompter and likes to overuse alliterations. Tom Jumbo-Grumbo constantly gets angry at him.

Like Erica he is never shown on screen, just mentioned. Tom berates him to no end, because of his constant (sometimes, just perceived) screw-ups, most of the time live on air.

He never appears on-screen, and often becomes the scapegoat when something in the show goes wrong.

Often berated for this, especially when the story is one of their main ones. The Jerk-Off is just one of many, apparently.

Tom really has it against him. To be fair, the guy does screw up, but not as often as Tom thinks he does. He's often blamed for things in the script that are nonsensical and for coming up with lame names like Jerk-Off for important news.

Nothing is known about his personal life.


  • Most of his shenanigans are likely to get a rise out of Tom.
  • He comes up with really lame titles for serious news stories