"Love And/Or Marriage" is the fifth episode of Season 3 of the Netflix original series BoJack Horseman. Season 3 premiered on July 22, 2016.


While Todd and BoJack crash a rehearsal dinner, Diane gets high with a client. Princess Carolyn goes on a series of blind dates.



Actor Character
Will Arnett ... BoJack Horseman
Amy Sedaris ... Princess Carolyn
Alison Brie ... Diane Nguyen
Paul F. Tompkins ... Mr. Peanutbutter
Aaron Paul ... Todd Chavez
Diedrich Bader ... Judah
Lorraine Bracco ... Dr. Janet
Emily Deschanel ... Bones
Raúl Esparza ... Ralph Stilton
Dave Franco ... Alexi Brosefino
Abbi Jacobson ... Emily
Patton Oswalt ... David / Pig Doctor
Tessa Thompson ... Taneisha

Memorable Quotes

  • "I was thinking about what BoJack said before, about how when you know, you know.And I'm sitting there, and I'm thinking, "Do I know?" - Uh - I mean, I think I know. But if you know when you know and I only think that I know, maybe that means that I don't know, right?"
  • "Nobody completes anybody. That's not a real thing. If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate, sink your nails in and don't let go, no matter what."
  • "Yes, thank you, exactly. Settle. Because otherwise you're just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone. And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn't get filled. One day, you're gonna look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you... And that is the loneliest feeling in the world."